{"product_id":"shelf-skeletons-set-of-2","title":"Shelf Skeletons — Set of 2, 16\" Posable","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEveryone wants the twelve-footer. Nobody wants the box.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe giant yard skeleton is a great bit right up until you add up what it costs you: two people to stand it up, a yard to stand it in, a landlord who's fine with it, and a garage shelf for the other eleven months. This is the same joke at sixteen inches, and the whole set fits in one hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEvery joint moves — shoulders, elbows, wrists, knees, neck — so they don't just stand there. Sit one on the bookshelf with its legs over the edge. Stand one in the kitchen holding a spoon. People restage these weekly and dress them in doll clothes, which is less a misuse than the entire appeal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's included\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2 posable skeletons, 16\" each\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeight: 16 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: white plastic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eArticulation: shoulders, elbows, wrists, knees, neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStands upright unsupported, or hangs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIndoor or outdoor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo lights, no sound, no batteries\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStraight talk before you buy\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nRead the height twice — sixteen inches is a shelf, a mantel, a wreath, a desk. It is not a lawn. That's deliberate and it's the entire point, but it's also the one thing buyers get wrong in this category, so picture a ruler before you order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe joints are what wears out. Pose them at the joint rather than bending the limb and they'll survive being moved every week for years. Occasionally one arrives with a cracked foot from shipping; tell us and we'll replace it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFree US shipping · 30-day returns · no restocking fee\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gloomly","offers":[{"title":"2Pcs","offer_id":43403474075709,"sku":"2ecf339f-cff3-48fd-8a25-eb09d6818854","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0664\/3276\/1917\/files\/5624310-6a67c02923531ee0ac3861ec-39d80dc0-877c-4647-af3f-c4fdc3733cc0.png?v=1785195696","url":"https:\/\/gloomly.shop\/products\/shelf-skeletons-set-of-2","provider":"Gloomly","version":"1.0","type":"link"}